Nissen-Nicorvo Wedding

Nicorvo-Nissen BBQ with Vows

Nicorvo-Nissen BBQ with Vows

Thisbe Nissen was married on Saturday to Jay Baron Nicorvo. The Rev. Matt Goodman, ordained at the Universal Life Church, officiated in a non-religious ceremony in the couple’s backyard.

Ms. Nissen, 36, is a fiction writer and a cradle robber. She graduated from Oberlin College and the University of Iowa Writers’ Workshop. She has a loud, infectious laugh and is inordinately attached to her cats. She knows a lot about chicken husbandry.

Mr. Nicorvo, 31, is also a fiction writer who likes older chicks and wants a goat. He is a rootbeer-aholic, though he denies that this is a problem. Until August 16th he served as a journeyman carpenter around the house, constructing sturdy and aesthetically pleasing benches.

Rain threatened the proceedings, but the bride and groom patiently waited out the storm and the ceremony proceeded under a brilliant sunny sky. The couple arrived at the site of the nuptials in a canoe, which subsequently capsized, threatening the new marriage of the officiating reverend and his soaked bride. The ceremony included references to Plato’s Symposium and much crying by Laurel Snyder.

The celebrants danced to the guitar stylings of Dave Moore until the wee hours when the groom’s brother broke his foot. Other highlights of the weekend revelry included heroic baking and cooking by Lisa, Katie and Sarah, the breaking of a piñata by Juliana, streaking by the groom’s other brother, and an elegant bagel brunch. The couple will be honeymooning in Saugerties, where they have a scrupulously decorated house.

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